my (other) bosses are in town. i received an email warning this morning:

"This is a GOROKA BASE general alert: AVI Country managers have been spotted in town and have been reported to be striking at random, visiting AVIs without prior warning. Just this morning, xx of yz was surprised at her desk by the sudden appearance of an AVI Country Manager.


You have been warned. BE ALARMED, NOT ALERT!"

still laughing at pal who got caught.