'tis pity she's a ho

(that's a title from here; couldn't resist stealing it)

millions of U.S. children were severely traumatized by the exposure to a partially nude female breast during that superbowl incident...

"I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."

(so much to answer for.)

"[I don't] want to get evil breasts."

(just good ones.)